I got up this morning and had a couple of bananas for breakfast. I then walked to the Cathedral to light a candle and say a prayer for my sister Anna.
As I was walking back to my hotel to use the WC I noticed this sign.

I didn’t want to go in but Abe insisted. Technically he is dead, although he is more than a little touchy about his designation as “deceased.” I think that is why he is always interested in the old graveyards we encounter and the memorials to the soldiers who did not return from the two world wars. This is the walk up to the old graveyard.

A few of the old monuments.


You will never guess what we encountered as we were walking out of the Old Calton Burial Ground.


That is my buddy and traveling companion Honest Abe in Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴. The memorial was dedicated to the Scottish-American soldiers who fought and died in the American Civil War. Abe truly is a world wide rock star. So far we have found Abe in London and Edinburgh. Abe wanted to cancel our Camino and fly all over Europe visiting every city that has an Abe Lincoln statue. I told I might consider that for our next trip overseas, but for this trip we are heading to Spain to walk the Camino Del Norte. He is disappointed but he will get over it.
After this unplanned detour we hiked over to the lower end of the Royal Mile and walked up to the Edinburgh Castle. As we were walking up the Royal Mile we saw a seagull crapping on Adam Smith’s head.
Apparently this sea gull does his business on Adam Smith’s head all day long and only takes a break to reload. The locals have nicknamed this sea gull Bernie Sanders. It only makes sense that a socialist sea gull named Bernie Sanders would be taking a dump on Adam Smith in Edinburgh.
We finally got to Edinburgh Castle.

This is what the castle looks like from the city center of Edinburgh.


The Castle sits on top of an extinct volcano 🌋. It looms over the city.
One of the first things you encounter when you enter the Castle is the Dog Cemetery.


Those upright slabs of stone are the grave markers for the dogs who are buried in the Dog Cemetery.
Next we visited the One O’clock Gun.

In order to accurately navigate at sea you need to know what time it is. As ships were leaving Edinburgh they needed to set their chronometers to make sure they were starting with an accurate time. They set up a time ball on top of the Nelson Memorial that they dropped at exactly 1:00 PM to let the ships set their chronometers.

All the ships would wait until the Time Ball dropped, adjust their chronometers accordingly and then hoist sail and get out of Edinburgh as fast as the wind would carry them. This was a great system on clear days when the ships could see the dropping of the Time Ball. Edinburgh gets about ten clear days a year. So the whole Time Ball thing didn’t work. You would think they could have figured that out before they built the Time Ball. As a backup plan they decided to fire a gun from the castle at exactly 1:00 PM every day. It became a tradition to fire the One O’clock Gun. They continue to fire the One O’Clock Gun even though everyone now has a cell phone that tells them when it is one o’clock. If you are touring around the Castle and are near the Gun at one o’clock the gun blast scares the bejesus out of you.
Next we toured “The Honors: The Scottish Crown Jewels.” No photos of the Scottish Crown Jewels allowed.

This is the Royal Crest of Scotland.

The unicorn on the left is the national animal of Scotland and the lion on the right is the national animal of England. According to the Scotts a unicorn 🦄 always trumps a lion🦁.
This is the Scottish National War Memorial.

Front entrance.

Back side.

Again, no photographs inside this building. On the walls of this Memorial there were large commemorative tablets for each battle in which Scottish men and women fought and died, stretching back at least three centuries. The most moving memorial was to the Scotts who gave their lives in World War I and World War II. The inscription on the base of the memorial read: “The souls of the righteous are in the hands of God. There shall no evil happen to them. They are at peace.” More Scotts per capita died in WW I than any other nation that participated in this War to end all Wars.
As we were leaving the Castle we encountered a series of these storyboards that explained the history of the Castle. I especially liked this one.

So these three hundred guys spent a year drinking in the castle and then rode out to their doom. After a year of drinking I am surprised they could even saddle their horses. And after a year of drinking did they think that they would ride out to anything other than their doom?
This explains how Mary Queen of the Scotts had a son who became King James VI of Scotland and eventually became King James I of England, thus combining Scotland and England under one ruler.

They are putting up the stage and the grandstands for the Royal Edinburgh Military Tatoo.

This is a view from behind the stage.
This was my late lunch/early dinner at Salt “n” Vinegar.

It is a Doner Kebab and it was delicious. The owner, Genghis, like Genghis Khan, threw in the fries for free.
On the menu they had haggis pudding and deep fried pizza.

I should have asked Genghis if anyone ever ordered haggis pudding or deep fried pizza.
Things were very slow at the restaurant so after I finished my meal Genghis brought over two cups of tea and we talked for an hour. He emigrated from Turkey six years ago and would up in Edinburgh three years ago after spending three years in London. He likes Edinburgh but sometimes the gloomy weather makes him homesick for Turkey. He wants to emigrate to America. He told me that I have no idea how lucky I am to be living in America. As I was leaving he thanked me for listening to his stories and insisted on giving me a water bottle for the walk back to the hotel. What a nice guy.
I walked back through Princes Street Gardens.

This is a beautiful fountain I found in the Gardens, with the Castle in the background.

This is a thistle plant. The thistle is the national flower of Scotland.

Are you kidding? I don’t want to offend anyone who is Scottish or of Scottish extraction, but this is one butt ugly plant. Do you see any flowers on this plant? And technically, a thistle is not a plant or a flower, it’s a weed. In the good old U S of A if we get a thistle in our lawn or garden we get out the Roundup and it is goodbye thistle. Were all the colorful beautiful flowers taken when it was time for Scotland to pick a national flower? One of the tour guides told me a cock and bull story about an invading army that was sneaking up on a sleeping Scottish army in the middle of the night. As the soldiers in the invading army got close to sleeping Scotts, they decided to take off their shoes so they could silently sneak up on the sleeping Scots. Shoeless, this invading army walked right into a patch of thistles and their high pitched screams of pain woke up the sleeping Scots who, with their shoes on, waded into the thistle patch and slew the shoeless invading army. Hey Scotland, nobody, and I mean nobody, is buying this cock and bull story. Either get a new national flower or come up with a more believable story to explain why you picked the butt ugly thistle.
That’s it for today. I hope everyone had a great Tuesday.
Goodnight from Edinburgh, Scotland.