In yesterday’s blog post I told you about my super duper industrial strength earplugs. Well, they met their match and were bested last night at the alburgue in Liendo.
Last night, at about 9:30 PM, I went through my usual bedtime routine. I brushed my teeth, tried to evacuate my bladder so I wouldn’t need to get up half way through the night and stumble to the bathroom to take an old man middle of the night piss, got comfortable in my bunk bed and then jammed my industrial strength earplugs as far down my ear canals as they will go short of using a ramrod. I drifted off to sleep at about 10:30 PM, but shortly thereafter I was jolted awake by snoring so deep and loud that sleep was impossible, even with my super duper earplugs.
I don’t understand snoring. I can see how snoring might have developed as a defense mechanism to keep cavemen and cavewomen safe while they were sleeping by scaring off hungry sabre toothed tigers and other prehistoric predators. But if Darwin was right and evolution is the real deal, shouldn’t we have evolved away from snoring now that we don’t live in caves and there are no sabre toothed tigers?
The snorer in the alburgue last night was a comely young German lass who was sleeping in the bunk bed above me. Her deep and resonate snoring was so loud that it rattled the windows in the alburgue bunk room. Wanda The Window Rattler’s snoring was so deafeningly loud and violent that I am sure it created a seismic shock wave that registered as a Richter scale earthquake at the earthquake monitoring station in Madrid. I swear I could feel Wanda’s snoring move the Earth’s tectonic plates. We are close enough to the ocean that I was worried that Wanda’s snoring might cause a tsunami. I had my super duper industrial strength earplugs in but I could still hear her sonorous snoring and feel the pressure waves of each snore pounding my eardrums. It was like trying to sleep while a hard hatted construction worker was busting up the concrete floor of the alburgue bunk room with a jackhammer.
A couple of fillings in my teeth started to work their way loose. I noticed that a glass of water on my bedside table was doing the jitterbug, as if some Jurassic Park dinosaur was approaching the alburgue. How can anyone in the bunk room sleep when there is a T-Rex 🦖 outside the alburgue getting ready to tear off the roof and eat us all as the main course of his Pilgrim dinner? No more chicken for this Pilgrim T-Rex. I was afraid that Wanda’s snoring would render the alburgue structurally unsound and cause the roof to cave in on me.
Perhaps Wanda’s snoring is a defense mechanism she has developed to ward off the advances of the young buck Pilgrims who are looking for love on the Camino. I can’t imagine that any young Pilgrim Lothario would pursue Wanda for long after he has been subjected to and deafened by her truly epic kettle drum snoring.
Tomorrow I plan to either speed up or slow down to put some distance between me and Wanda The Window Rattler. I am afraid that if I spend one more night in an alburgue bunk room with Wanda I will be driven mad by her snoring and my inability to sleep. I will then be forced to do a Big Chief in the final scene of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest and put a pillow over her head and sit on it until her snoring is stilled forever. I would become an instant Camino legend, like Achilles at the Battle of Troy, but I would spend the rest of my miserable life rotting in some dreary Spanish jail.
Nobody got any sleep last night, except for Wanda. So most of the sleep deprived Pilgrims at the alburgue got up at 5:30 AM and were out the door of the alburgue at 6:00.
The first part of our hike today was a climb up this hill.

This is a view of the valley where Liendo sits.

Once I got to the top of the hill the sea views were stunning.



After walking 10 kilometers we arrived at the gate to Laredo.

As I was walking through Loredo I decided it was time for second breakfast.

A chocolate pastry, an egg, ham and Brie pintxo and a glass of Radler. The breakfast of Champions.
As I was walking through Loredo after second breakfast I heard a nicker and a whinny, looked to my left, and much to my surprise and joy I saw Old Bucky. That’s short for buckskin, the color of the coat of this spirited stallion.

Old Bucky heard that the Colorado Cowboy On The Camino 🤠 was coming through Loredo and he wanted to make sure that he was there to give me a hearty and heartfelt Buen Camino.
I got a bunch of nickels and took Old Bucky out for a ride on the beach.

Bucky and I had a great ride. He said that he never gets ridden by a real cowboy that sits tall in the saddle and knows how to handle a spirited stallion like Old Bucky.

Old Bucky proposed that I ride him along the Camino Del Norte to Santiago. He is getting tired of giving little kids rides around Loredo and would love to do the CDN with the Colorado Cowboy 🤠 On The Camino. Then we could both get a Compostela from the Pilgrim Office in Santiago. I figured out how many nickels that would take and told Old Bucky that I couldn’t afford it even if I sold my spare kidney. Old Bucky was crestfallen but he understood the financial reality of the situation and I bade him a fond farewell and resumed my journey.
Cheesy picture on the seaside promenade in Loredo.

This guy is getting dragged along the seaside promenade by five Huskies.

Huskies are sled dogs. This part of Spain hasn’t seen snow since the Ice Age. What in the world is this moron doing with five Huskies in Loredo?
This guy was amazing. He was rollerblading. He would skate forward on one foot with perfect balance and weave in and out of the cones.

Then he would do it skating backwards.

The Official Camino involves a ferry ride from Loredo to Santoña. This is me waiting on the beach for the ferry.

This is the ferry.

This is the Official Camino designation for the ferry.

Me on the ferry.

During the 20 minute ferry ride from Loredo to Santona the first mate walked around selling jars of pickled anchovies and pickled tuna.

I can’t imagine that anyone in their right mind would get on a rust bucket ferry like this and buy a jar of pickled fish? Even for Spain this makes no sense.
I encountered this monument as I stepped off the ferry in Santoña.

I did not know that San Miguel is the official beer of the Camino.

After I got off the ferry I stopped at a bar on the wharf to have a beer. While the ferry was tied up to the wharf the captain and first mate were in the bar having a shot and a beer.

This is the alburgue in Santoña where I will be spending the evening, the La Bilbaina, Alburgue de Perigrinos.

This is the spacious bunk room in the alburgue.

This is my late lunch/early dinner.

A Doner kebab. Delicious.
And for dessert, Oreo ice cream covered with dark chocolate sauce.

Today I walked 21,000 steps, 15 kilometers.
That’s it for today. I hope everyone had a great Sunday.
Good evening from Santoña, Spain.